President Barack Hussein Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC

Dear Barack,

I know we've been together for a couple of years now, but I'm writing this "Dear John" letter to tell you: I'm leaving you for someone else.

I've fallen in love again with my true soul-mate: the United States Constitution.

You were able to fool so many people, just because you made so many empty promises. You lied, and I'm going BACK to the Constitution again.

Our relationship is officially at an end, which you will see when November 2nd comes. I want you out of MY White House by the end of 2012. Sooner, if possible!

And by the way -- instead of celebrating YOUR birthday on August 4th, I'll be celebrating CONSTITUTION DAY on September 14th in its place!

Signed,

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

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